Ask Beef: #AskBeef: Before you ask, no it's not me, this imp...

Ask Beef: #AskBeef: Before you ask, no it's not me, this imp...: # AskBeef: Before you ask, no it's not me, this impostor, also called Beef, with a penchant for dropping his pants (unlike me) is the ...

#AskBeef: Before you ask, no it's not me, this impostor, also called Beef, with a penchant for dropping his pants (unlike me) is the main man (like me) in the hilarious new BBC show featuring Vic and Bob "House of Fools". Apologies to my followers across the pond, you wont have a clue what I'm on about, but then you wouldn't "get" the humour anyway!
Let's face it, when we sent The Office over to you guys, you ruined it, and thought it was real Ha!
Then I suppose you gave us Friends (my all time favourite show) and Larry David, so we'll call it quits.
Anyway I just wanted to clear up the confusion, I am Beef main man at Window Cleaning Warehouse, not Beef main man in House of Fools, although WCW are sometimes described as a bunch of idiots.

Question of the day: "Whats new Beef?"
Several things, firstly my underpants are new on today, colour pink. In the window cleaning world the latest thing to hit the streets is without doubt Aqua-Tap!

Exclusive to WCW this water saving device fits onto any WFP with a German thread, above or below the angle neck. With just a quarter turn of the pole you can turn water on or off. With a slight turn, you have complete control of your water flow. Its lightweight at just 85g (3oz U.S.), durable, ceramic valve, quick fitting, no tools needed and priced at just £29.95 will pay for itself almost from day 1!

http://www.windowcleaningwarehouse.co.uk/shop/

Another new line of products for 2014 is the range of Pro-Gutter tools. They are designed to fit different shaped Gutters and all fit onto a standard Acme thread found on most extension poles. You can purchase individually or in a handy box of all 4 tools. Ogee, Square, Half Round and Small Half Round.
You can check them out on Facebook or http://progutter.co.uk/ But if you would like to know that your order is being handled and shipped same day by my trusty staff then purchase at http://www.windowcleaningwarehouse.co.uk/shop/

A man mountain like me needs to keep his strength up , so I'm off to slurp down a can of soup, not just any old soup BIG soup! Angus Flavour (Flavor).

See you later.
 X Beef

Blue Monday?

Whats all this about Blue Monday, apparently a couple of years ago someone took a poll of tweets and found there were loads of moaners on the 3rd monday in January, not here! @Window Cleaning Warehouse we're all smiles! I couldn't wait to get back to work, as far as I'm concerned Blue Monday is is that mega long dance track commencing with a distinctive semiquaver drum intro, probably programmed into an Oberheim DMX Drum machine by New Order! 

Ping! Ker-ching! another new order for our terrific Renegade pole offer coming in on the web!

Along with New Order, do not forget the Legendary Bronski Beat.....sorry getting distracted.

Anyway Saturday was quiet, spent the morning in the office, feet up, boning up on Willie Erkens latest Wagtail tools, like to keep upto speed, and Wagtail are the fastest tools out there and we're expecting a delivery of Jetstream this week...

If you got time, I've got plenty, check out the AquaTap, shuts of your water flow with a slight twist of the brush.. Top product.

Anyway, I'me here all week for your questions.. #AskBeef

#AskBeef to the numpty that asked "How long is a 14" rubber?" The answer is.....$2.99

WagTail Pivot Control

Guys n Gals (probably mostly guys reading this!) just been asked the question #AskBeef "Whats the difference between the Wagtail Pivot Control (PC) Squeegee and a standard Wagtail squeegee, both seem very similar?Good question.... Main difference is :The new wagtail PC places the control disc above the squeegee, allowing for the force vectors of the squeegee to be placed at their most optimal position. It has adjustable pivot ranges to clean at your desired angle. The nylon collet reducing the pivot bearing resistance and the controlled pivot can prevent any wayward pivoting at extreme heights. These are just a few of the benefits you will experience with the PC.Thanks for the question! See you tommorow!

DB Cleaning Services @DBCSPenarth

#askbeef  

parts per Billion

Worth it?

@DBCSPenarth #AskBeef if you have zero parts per million, how many parts per billion would u have? Simples! You do the math! #zero=zero

Questions, Daft or SERIOUS?

Morning All! Beef here, after yesterdays daft questions #AskBeef Like How do i keep up such a magnificent physique? Has window cleaning helped me keep in such good shape? Who eats most from the Window Cleaning Warehouse snackbox? and the daftest of all Wheres the Beef!! The answer to which is obvious:

http://bit.ly/1dv4Myy

Now to the serious WC Question of the Day!

Whats the best Hard or Soft Squeegee rubber?

Well, apart from personal preference, there are a couple of factors to consider. Soft rubber is more flexible and therefore works better at colder temperatures when harder rubber can become very stiff and almost "bounce" on the glass.
Soft rubber will also adapt better to sight uneveness on glass surfaces.
That said, the reverse is also true, Hard rubber works best in warmer temperatures when soft rubber can become too flexible, and when you do not have the most delicate of touches, ie hands the size of a shovel, like me.

So be like rubber, flexible! Use the right rubber for the job, and maybe vary from summer to winter.

A couple of tips, Ettore Master Rubber is probably one of the softest compounds.
Here at WCW FaceLIft RazrBLADE RED Rubber sells extremely well and is a medium compound.

Rubber compounds are measured in shore hardness, for instance Unger SOFT rubber has a shore hardness of 53 +/- 2 Unger HARD rubber has a shore hardness of 60 +/- 2

#AskBeef