Ask Beef: Web woes Web wins

Ask Beef: Web woes Web wins: Wow, been a tough few days, Steve decided to do some web updating then his ginger hyperactivity gene got the better of him and he ended up f...

Web woes Web wins

Wow, been a tough few days, Steve decided to do some web updating then his ginger hyperactivity gene got the better of him and he ended up fiddling with things he didnt quite understand......and all of a sudden OOOPPPPS! I've broken the web!!! Meltdown!
Anyway I stepped in noticed he'd upgraded the php and managed to guide him in the right direction, panic over. Don't know why he didn't just #AskBeef in the first place! Mind you have you seen the big lad recently? Slimmed right down and Buffed right up!

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Down to business now, couple of dates for the diary: Today and Monday 27th January. Why? I hear you #AskBeef, Well because of the interruption to our normally impeccable service, I have convinced the bosses (they think they are) to give a massive 10% off everything...... "Everything Beef?" I hear you... EVERYTHING!! Yes purchase anything on the web this weekend from 12 o'clock midday today until 12 o'clock midday Monday!

Psssss, keep it quiet, but that even includes the offers already on the web... quality!

But dont even think about ringing me tommorow, I love working Saturdays, even stay late sometimes, but wont have time for idle chat, I'll be boning up on the Latest Unger 50th Anniversary products, soon to be released, so's I can keep you up to date, if you'd like to know more about them just #AskBeef.

Bye.

Unger 50 This Year

Ask Beef: Correy

Ask Beef: Correy: Morning Blog fans! The keen eyed amongst you who are sad enough to watch corrie would have spotted the window cleaner Tim Metcalf with one o...

Correy

Morning Blog fans! The keen eyed amongst you who are sad enough to watch corrie would have spotted the window cleaner Tim Metcalf with one of Window Cleaning Warehouse buckets and one of our legendary microfibre cloths! Watch next weeks episode to see him giving it large with a Phoenix Pole!

Top product placement, BTW Corrie has a long history of window cleaners, which would probably be my specialist subject on Mastermind..."and now we have Beef, specialist subject, History of Window Cleaners on Coronation Street"

You can check them all out http://coronationstreet.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Window_cleaners

Todays top tip: Theres a bit of cold weather on the way, put Isopropynol in your tank, stops it freezing! Also use it on internal cleaning kits, like dragonfly or Cleano pads, cuts through grime and leaves windows sparkling!

Laters Gators!

Ask Beef: #AskBeef: Before you ask, no it's not me, this imp...

Ask Beef: #AskBeef: Before you ask, no it's not me, this imp...: # AskBeef: Before you ask, no it's not me, this impostor, also called Beef, with a penchant for dropping his pants (unlike me) is the ...

#AskBeef: Before you ask, no it's not me, this impostor, also called Beef, with a penchant for dropping his pants (unlike me) is the main man (like me) in the hilarious new BBC show featuring Vic and Bob "House of Fools". Apologies to my followers across the pond, you wont have a clue what I'm on about, but then you wouldn't "get" the humour anyway!
Let's face it, when we sent The Office over to you guys, you ruined it, and thought it was real Ha!
Then I suppose you gave us Friends (my all time favourite show) and Larry David, so we'll call it quits.
Anyway I just wanted to clear up the confusion, I am Beef main man at Window Cleaning Warehouse, not Beef main man in House of Fools, although WCW are sometimes described as a bunch of idiots.

Question of the day: "Whats new Beef?"
Several things, firstly my underpants are new on today, colour pink. In the window cleaning world the latest thing to hit the streets is without doubt Aqua-Tap!

Exclusive to WCW this water saving device fits onto any WFP with a German thread, above or below the angle neck. With just a quarter turn of the pole you can turn water on or off. With a slight turn, you have complete control of your water flow. Its lightweight at just 85g (3oz U.S.), durable, ceramic valve, quick fitting, no tools needed and priced at just £29.95 will pay for itself almost from day 1!

http://www.windowcleaningwarehouse.co.uk/shop/

Another new line of products for 2014 is the range of Pro-Gutter tools. They are designed to fit different shaped Gutters and all fit onto a standard Acme thread found on most extension poles. You can purchase individually or in a handy box of all 4 tools. Ogee, Square, Half Round and Small Half Round.
You can check them out on Facebook or http://progutter.co.uk/ But if you would like to know that your order is being handled and shipped same day by my trusty staff then purchase at http://www.windowcleaningwarehouse.co.uk/shop/

A man mountain like me needs to keep his strength up , so I'm off to slurp down a can of soup, not just any old soup BIG soup! Angus Flavour (Flavor).

See you later.
 X Beef

Blue Monday?

Whats all this about Blue Monday, apparently a couple of years ago someone took a poll of tweets and found there were loads of moaners on the 3rd monday in January, not here! @Window Cleaning Warehouse we're all smiles! I couldn't wait to get back to work, as far as I'm concerned Blue Monday is is that mega long dance track commencing with a distinctive semiquaver drum intro, probably programmed into an Oberheim DMX Drum machine by New Order! 

Ping! Ker-ching! another new order for our terrific Renegade pole offer coming in on the web!

Along with New Order, do not forget the Legendary Bronski Beat.....sorry getting distracted.

Anyway Saturday was quiet, spent the morning in the office, feet up, boning up on Willie Erkens latest Wagtail tools, like to keep upto speed, and Wagtail are the fastest tools out there and we're expecting a delivery of Jetstream this week...

If you got time, I've got plenty, check out the AquaTap, shuts of your water flow with a slight twist of the brush.. Top product.

Anyway, I'me here all week for your questions.. #AskBeef