Wednesday 26 November 2014

Favourite Chuckle Bro?

Top Question! #AskBeef  "Who's Your Favourite Chuckle Brother?"


I ALWAYS reply " How can you possibly choose between two legends?" They are a TEAM and there is no Me or I in team, they are a Duo, a unit, working together as one. My team mates at WCW say Barry and Paul remind them of myself and Jarda, a DYNAMIC duo, working harmoniously together! I pass him a spanner, and it goes like "from me to you, to me, to you, to me, to you....and so on, we roll about hilariously........apparently the Bros were massive in the Czech Republic and Ceska TV is still showing re-runs of Chuckle Vision series 3

A MASSIVE BELL
You can probably name a few.......I can think of several...one lives in Cornwall, but my all time hands down favourite has got to be this one....


This really is the Chuckle Bros at their best! 



Thursday 20 November 2014

Brush Heads (WFP)

Many of my fellow WFPers #AskBeef "Whats the best BrushHead to use Beef?"  I have to say its really down to preference, and the job in question. My little aide-memoir is "More dirt = More Bristles"
Heres a few of my favourites:
FaceLift Phoenix Lightweight (Above)
Packed full of Bristles and Redness this Monofilament Beauty ticks all the boxes.
Vikan Flagged Hi-Lo (Above) Great for really dirty stuff, cladding and sills.


Unger nLite Looks great in Green dosn't it? Next to RED, GREEN is my favourite colour.


Gardiner Brush. Worn with a certain nonchalance, don't you think?




Tuesday 15 April 2014

Sunny days spotted

hi beef need help with a pole system question. on hot sunny day especially the windows in direct sunlight there drying in with like a white powdery residue streaks. the water is pure any ideas on whats causing it ? cheers.

Beef: Excellent question, to a definite problem. Direct sunlight heats the glass and causes water to evaporate quickly, thus drying on the glass. Any residues trapped in the water that have been picked up off the glass or in the air will then try onto the glass, causing the residue streaks.

Even though your water is pure, it's not when it touches the glass. Pollen, more prevalent in hot weather is a prime culprit. 
A solution can be to use hot water, which evaporates slower !
Happy to help #AskBeef


Friday 24 January 2014

Ask Beef: Web woes Web wins

Ask Beef: Web woes Web wins: Wow, been a tough few days, Steve decided to do some web updating then his ginger hyperactivity gene got the better of him and he ended up f...

Web woes Web wins

Wow, been a tough few days, Steve decided to do some web updating then his ginger hyperactivity gene got the better of him and he ended up fiddling with things he didnt quite understand......and all of a sudden OOOPPPPS! I've broken the web!!! Meltdown!
Anyway I stepped in noticed he'd upgraded the php and managed to guide him in the right direction, panic over. Don't know why he didn't just #AskBeef in the first place! Mind you have you seen the big lad recently? Slimmed right down and Buffed right up!

Before

After


Down to business now, couple of dates for the diary: Today and Monday 27th January. Why? I hear you #AskBeef, Well because of the interruption to our normally impeccable service, I have convinced the bosses (they think they are) to give a massive 10% off everything...... "Everything Beef?" I hear you... EVERYTHING!! Yes purchase anything on the web this weekend from 12 o'clock midday today until 12 o'clock midday Monday!
Psssss, keep it quiet, but that even includes the offers already on the web... quality!

But dont even think about ringing me tommorow, I love working Saturdays, even stay late sometimes, but wont have time for idle chat, I'll be boning up on the Latest Unger 50th Anniversary products, soon to be released, so's I can keep you up to date, if you'd like to know more about them just #AskBeef.

Bye.


Unger 50 This Year


Wednesday 22 January 2014

Ask Beef: Correy

Ask Beef: Correy: Morning Blog fans! The keen eyed amongst you who are sad enough to watch corrie would have spotted the window cleaner Tim Metcalf with one o...

Correy

Morning Blog fans! The keen eyed amongst you who are sad enough to watch corrie would have spotted the window cleaner Tim Metcalf with one of Window Cleaning Warehouse buckets and one of our legendary microfibre cloths! Watch next weeks episode to see him giving it large with a Phoenix Pole!



Top product placement, BTW Corrie has a long history of window cleaners, which would probably be my specialist subject on Mastermind..."and now we have Beef, specialist subject, History of Window Cleaners on Coronation Street"


Todays top tip: Theres a bit of cold weather on the way, put Isopropynol in your tank, stops it freezing! Also use it on internal cleaning kits, like dragonfly or Cleano pads, cuts through grime and leaves windows sparkling!

Laters Gators!